Title: Drag King Brit: Ch.01 - The Plan
Rating: R (Nc-17 overall)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Brittany/Kurt, eventual Puck/Kurt, implied Santana/Brittany, Puck/All of Lima (shocker, there)
Warning: Semi-intelligent Brittany, Trucker!Kurt, naughty language, and this fic is not on crack despite what you might believe, it's candy-flipping. ^_~
Spoilers: Laryngitis for this chapter
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or make any money on this complete work of fangirl fantasy
Author Notes: Beta’d bylil_miss_choc so this is a re-post of what was at puckurt AND WHY IS LJ EATING ALL MY FORMATTING?
Summary: The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record. Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off. Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz. In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts. Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid.
Word Count: ~1800
( Chapter 1: the Plan )