heard_the_owl_lj: (Glee - Unf!)

Title: Drag King Brit: Ch.06 - Dry Clean Only
Fandom/Pairing: Glee – Puck/Kurt
Rating: Nc-17
Words: ~1800
Disclaimer: I don't own shit
Summary: Puck confronts Kurt in the locker room.
Notes: Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] abluegirl  and [livejournal.com profile] sanj  who are the best betas ever.  Any mistakes left over are mine - point 'em out if you see any and I'll give you my thanks.  ^_~  


Can you believe this fic actually won an award? Yeah. 3rd place for best HET SMUT! 
LOL!!  How did that happen? I don't know.  I don't even *read* het.


Kurt was assaulted as soon as he entered the locker room... )
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Title:  Drag King Brit: Ch.05 - Ride
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl 
Rating:  NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Kurt, Puck, Brittany/Kurt/Santana (only for a second!)
Warning:  Masturbation and dirty dancing
Spoilers:  up to Funk
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee or make any money on this complete work of fangirl fantasy
Author Notes:  Beta’d by
[livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl and [livejournal.com profile] lil_miss_choc 
Warning: Cheerios routine ahead.  Please see this video: if in USA, if outside the USA
Summary:  Puck retrieves his shirt and Kurt takes a ride.
Word Count: 
~2600

Chapter 1 - The Plan
Chapter 2 - The Taping
Chapter 3 - Don't Tell
Chapter 4 - Home with Puckerone




Chapter 5 - Ride )
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Title:  Drag King Brit: Ch.04 - At Home with Puckerone
Author: 
[livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl 
Rating:  NC-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Puck, Brittany/Kurt
Warning:  Masturbation and naughty language
Spoilers:  up to Funk
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee or make any money on this complete work of fangirl fantasy
Author Notes:  Beta’d by
[info]lil_miss_choc  Thanks!  <3  I'm sorry the updates were so far in between.  I actually meant to put chapter three up a while back but I messed up.  Sorry 'bout that.  ^_^;  The whole thing has been beta'd since I last updated to puckurt so the links are different.  The original files are here.
Summary:  Puck watches the video.  ^_~
Word Count:  ~1900

Chapter 1 - The Plan
Chapter 2 - The Taping
Chapter 3 - Don't Tell



 

Chapter 4 - At Home with Puckerone )Chapter 4 - At Home with Puckerone )


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Title:  Drag King Brit: Ch.03 – Don’t Tell
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl 
Rating:  PG-13 this chapter
Character(s)/Pairing(s):  Brittany/Kurt, eventual Puck/Kurt, implied Santana/Brittany
Warning:  bad language
Spoilers:  Before Funk
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee or make any money on this complete work of fangirl fantasy
Author Notes:  Beta’d by [livejournal.com profile] lil_miss_choc  and [livejournal.com profile] sanj    Thanks!  <3
Summary:  The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record.  Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off.  Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz.  In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts.  Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid. 
Word Count:  ~1700

Chapter 1 - The Plan
Chapter 2 - The Taping

 

Chapter 3: Don't Tell )
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Title:  Drag King Brit: Ch.02 - The Taping
Author: 
[livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl
Rating:  Nc-17
Character(s)/Pairing(s):  Brittany/Kurt, eventual Puck/Kurt, implied Santana/Brittany
Warning:  Semi-intelligent Brittany, smell-kink, light bondage, rimming, toys, pegging, fic is candy-flipping
Spoilers:  Laryngitis for this chapter
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee or make any money on this complete work of fangirl fantasy
Author Notes:  Beta’d by
[livejournal.com profile] lil_miss_choc  so this is a re-post of what was at [livejournal.com profile] puckurt 
Summary:  The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record.  Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off.  Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz.  In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts.  Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid. 
Word Count:  ~2700

Chapter 1 - The Plan

Chapter 2: The Taping )





 

heard_the_owl_lj: (Glee - Unf!)

Title:  Drag King Brit: Ch.01 - The Plan
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] heard_the_owl 

Rating:  R (Nc-17 overall)
Character(s)/Pairing(s):  Brittany/Kurt, eventual Puck/Kurt, implied Santana/Brittany, Puck/All of Lima (shocker, there)
Warning:  Semi-intelligent Brittany, Trucker!Kurt, naughty language, and this fic is not on crack despite what you might believe, it's candy-flipping.  ^_~
Spoilers:  Laryngitis for this chapter
Disclaimer:  I do not own Glee or make any money on this complete work of fangirl fantasy
Author Notes:  Beta’d by[livejournal.com profile] lil_miss_choc  so this is a re-post of what was at [livejournal.com profile] puckurt AND WHY IS LJ EATING ALL MY FORMATTING?  
Summary: 
The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record.  Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off.  Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz.  In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts.  Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid. 
Word Count:  ~1800

 

 

Chapter 1: the Plan )

 

 

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